Okay, so I woke up this morning to a son ready to go and chow down in the kitchen, but before we venture in there he says, "Mom, your face looks soggy. I mean it's like your nose is floating on your soggy face."
Of course it does! It's 6:30 in the morning! Your face is not apparently "perky" and less soggy until around 9am.
The explaination, of course, was also not needed. It would have been enough to stop there at soggy, but NO, we have to keep going. My nose is floating out in the void of my soggy face! Should I throw a life saver to my poor nose? Where do you go from there? No one taught me how to handle that kind of a question in MOM School.
I think I'm going to check into his eye sight. I'm 30, and I thought "soggy" came later. Needless to say, I got up fed them, and urgently got on my workout clothes for Jazzercise tirelessly attempting to hold on to my youth...... or at least my perky nose?
